ok folks, I have been playing an online game, and they do this in the forums....
I think it is fun, not sure if you will like it, but I thought I would give it a try

the rules are simple
This is how it goes:

Person 1:I wish i could have a boat

Person 2:Wish granted, But the boat is a toy boat.
I wish i could fly

Person 3:Wish granted, But you can only fly one inch off the ground.
I wish.......


And so on, thats how the game will work.


O AND NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES, AND NO WISHING FOR YOUR WISHES NOT TO BE EFFECTED!


I will start:


I wish i had a pizza...

Wish granted, your pizza is 3 month old leftovers.
I wish I was discgolfin

Granted, but it is in Antarctica, in winter
I wish I had a new blue thumb trackless birdie

wish granted, but the disc is a factory second with more than slight defects.
I wish to win my division in the como g.o

^ granted, but you have to make up your own , TD only division to do it
I wish I did not have to work in the morning....

granted but you will have diharea all day.
I wish all my putts within 30 feet would go in....

Granted but they go in the river.

I wish I could own a farm with nothing but hound dogs.

Wish granted...But the dogs bark all night long
I wish I won the pro/am world's

Granted, you won the DFL prize
I wish It was warmer outside

Wish granted, but it's warmer outside because it's below zero inside where you are.

I wish I never went OB again.

Wish granted, but the ravine's still there...

I wish my throwing arm was magically better. (have fun with that one...)

Wish granted, but now you have no sense of direction.

I wish I had discovered this game earlier in life.

wish granted ..but you discover you hate the game
i wish for a hole in one....

wish granted.... but it's in the wrong basket
I wish I could throw left handed

Granted, now you cant throw right handed
I wish I would of brought you this game earlier